Oct 20 2014
- Kitchen guy: He needs to eat a bag of dicks.
- Grocery guy: A big bag of dicks.
- Kitchen guy: A value, family-size bag of dicks.
- Me: He needs to go to Sam's Club and buy the wholesale bag of dicks.
- Kitchen guy: Right on, Erin. Right on.
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
Agreed, except an old farmhouse in the country instead of apartment in a city.