"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
Aug 18 2014
If you live in the United States and you are not currently angry. You should be.
I don’t live in the United States. I live in Australia. I’m fucking pissed as hell.
i live in India; and god knows my country is a lot shitty, but I’m so very mad.
I live in Canada and I’m beyond angry and sad.
You know it’s bad when a Canadian is angry.
i’m gonna start a restaurant called “trust me” and the menu will be things that sound questionable but taste great
tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why
Aug 17 2014
"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"